capacity:

My mom just said she thinks men are going crazy nowadays bc they have less gay sex now than they did in ancient times lool. She said she has a feeling it used to just be something guys did n moved on n now it’s a big deal for no reason. And I’m listening along like girl tumblr would love you

sluttynurse:

kitschens:

bakwaaas:

one day I woke up and realised all the waiting and yearning was actually me living my life and it’s happening right now and it’s still good even if it’s not perfect and there is no moment when all your dreams get fulfilled and everything makes sense. like… this is it. this is life. you’ll waste away your youth waiting for some imagined future if you don’t love life for what it is now and make the most of it

Comic by @shhhitsfine

cetitan:

cetitan:

cetitan:

I’m out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me

Yuuuup my man Tony Fox and now Make sure you don’t go buying that Deltarune 3 Crap because this guy had me picking poisonous mushrooms and solving bridge troll’s riddle to torment my feeble vulnerable mind. Piece of shit

deepnest:

mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel

sacred-portal:

slimetony:

slimetony:

Love classic gaming

escuerzoresucitado:

2o5:

2o5:

I hate capitalism but I love buying objects

We should be able to get objects for free. Why must I pay tokens for him

darubyprincx:

arsonforcharlie:

egg-buddy:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

I didn’t realise it was pointing up and was falling onto the camera I thought the printer was leaping at me

pov: you just asked someone to toss you your keys

ALT

kosmogrl:

alastairvox:

jessepinkthem:

emailmore:

im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

there’s only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones